there's something compelling to me about the fact that sometimes leaving a blade or bullet inside the wound it made is the only way to prevent you from bleeding to death. something about the symbolism of it. when the thing designed and intended to kill you is the only thing keeping you alive.
also yes i do enjoy a bit of penetration imagery and the perverse intimacy of violence. if you must know.
yeah no people are starting to leave twitter again so im gonna use this place for a bit
i still have 0 clue of how this place works lmao
skill issue imo
what is that
a birds
You are not well. May I not call a doctor?
No. I am well. I am well.
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (1995) dir. Simon Langton | Episode 5
can my body stop making noises id appreciate some fucking silence without my stomach being loud as shit
this is me when i blow my load and it starts making the squeaking noise
thank you for your input the world is full of wonder
NOSE I MEANT NOSE. I BLOW MY NOSE AND IT MAKES WEIRD NOISES
My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
the crime the criminal
Objection!
Your honor. It's true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let's look a little further, shall we?
I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client's photo.
And if you look closely at the results...
The blogs and dates don't match.
My client has been framed!
And why? Because their iconic "mischievous smile" makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!
I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!
“if he be mr. hyde, i shall be mr. seek” is such a funny line i can’t believe robert louis stevenson actually wrote that in the actual original dr. jekyll and mr. hyde in the actual year of 1885
